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A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a blonde?
B: It's a blonde. She's my daughter.
A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B: I'm not. I'm her mother.
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The teacher says: Children, please write your father's name in English.

Santa writes: Beautiful Red Underwear"

Teacher says: Santa, have you gone mad?? What is this? What is your father's name?

Santa: Sunder Lal Chadda

Three Sardars were going on a scooter. Traffic police showed them his hand. One of the Sardars told: We are already three, sorry, there is no space

Some newly married friends were visiting us when the topic of children came up. The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him.

They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the husband thought he'd put an end to things by saying boldly, "After our second child, I'll just have a vasectomy."

Without a moment's hesitation, the bride retorted, "Well, I hope you'll love the third one as if it's your own."

really funny..please send more jokes i am fan of comedy things.

1. Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...

Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?

Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.

2. Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".

Two snakes in a garden

Ed: are we poisonous?
Tom:I don't know Why do you ask?
Ed:I JUST BIT MY TONGUE!!!

Listen to Christmas…
It’s here again,
A message
from heaven above-
A message
of peace,
a message
of cheer,
a message
of love!
Merry X’mas

Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

Nice thread I really enjoyed that. all of jokes are very funny.

Thanks to share these funny jokes
keep it up

Nice jokes thanks for sharing.